Tuesday, April 24, 2012

We all need a GOOD laugh!

We've all heard of "Murphy's Law" and chances are we all have had our moments when we said..."That's Murphy's law."  My Dad used to say..."If I ever meet "Murphy" I'm going to punch him right in the nose...I'm sure you agree if you've had your "Murphy Moment."  Here's some funny quotes to brighten your day...and really what makes these so funny is that we can all relate because they are all SO true.   What can you add to this list?  I'll leave mine for ya at the end:)

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at the bridge.

Smile... tomorrow will be worse.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy.

If your advance is going well, you are walking into an ambush.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

All's well that ends.
A meeting is Everything goes wrong all at once. an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

You never find a lost article until you replace it

If there is someone you don't want to run into, he/she will be the first person you meet that day.

And here is my own origianl "Murphy" quote....

"If you find yourself having to use the bathroom with urgency, one of your children will have just put half a roll of toliet paper in the commode thus clogging it up causing you to say a silent prayer as you try to use the plunger to remove the clog!"

You can ask me sometime how I know this!  Have a Blessed day everyone!

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